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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:00

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Is love natural, or is it somehow created?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

How can I get over a break up?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?